February 2012
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study? no thanks I’d rather play with myself
jazzygrandpa:
my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman
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I get along way better with guys than with girls.
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I hate when I’m tired, but it’s too late to take a nap and too early to go to bed…
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Anonymous asked: your pecs are getting noticably bigger as well
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everything on my dash is making me horny.
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officially up to 20 push ups y’all
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everythignsux:
I need a friend who is roughly the same size I am so we can share clothes
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dear people who take pictures of their bloody noses and chapped peeling lips, stop.
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This one time when I was younger, I had a crush on a boy but he had some skank girlfriend. So my best friend suggested we invite her over for a sleepover in a tent and then put shaving cream on her face and shave it so she’d grow a mustache.
true friendship xoxo.
Anonymous asked: where did you get faked at?
Anonymous asked: i know who is faking you
lol why do people bother making fakes of me? can you say pathetic? My life is obviously better than yours if you want to take the time to pretend to be me. xoxo
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